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HappyTC Terms of Service

Thanks for using HappyTC.

In order to use HappyTC you must accept these Terms of Service, read them out loud with your hand over your heart, and swear to abide by them.

The HappyTC Terms of Service can be summed up nicely as your agreeing (and being an adult of 18+ years of age):

1.) TO USE ENTIRELY AT YOUR OWN RISK;

and:

2.) NOT TO USE OR ABUSE HAPPYTC FOR UNINTENDED OR EVIL PURPOSES.

In regards to point #1, there is negligible risk in using HappyTC (assuming you don't use it to schedule the team of surgeons for your emergency quadruple bypass; per second point, DON'T do that). The only information we ask for is your email address, so you're not much at risk from identity theft; we promise not to reveal your email to anyone (show/sell/trade/etc.) — if you're still paranoid, get yourself a throw-away address and live a little. We will also do our level best to keep the system running smoothly, reliably, securely, and accurately. (Shit happens, but as rarely as we can manage.) Of course we would try and give as much advance notice as possible, and avoid it entirely if at all possible... but we do also reserve the right to shut down the system or delete/suspend your account at any time without notice. "AT YOUR OWN RISK" means you and your peeps (heirs, next of kin, family, relatives, guardians, conservators, executors, administrators, trustees, and assigns) absolve HappyTC and its peeps (creators, affiliates, partners, associates, heirs, and offspring) from liability for any and all damages arising from the use or misuse of HappyTC, howsoever caused. Bam. "Partners" includes sports leagues or other organizations who may take part in HappyTC's "white-label" branding program by displaying their logo, name, or other brand information on HappyTC pages.

In regards to point #2, don't hack, harass, hate, or spam, and we won't delete your account. (We, in consultation with the Almighty, reserve the right to decide what exactly constitutes "evil" — which might be hard to define, but we'll know it when we see it.)

There now, wasn't that painless? (And by penning this jaunty treatise ourselves, we just saved ourselves hundreds in legal fees. Bonus: and got to use the words "jaunty" and "treatise".)

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